Wow guys, the figures are in and you lot went crazy for our Christmas Jumpers! We can’t quite decide if we’re surprised by the stats or not, either way it’s clear you’re a naughty bunch.
Blokes, You’ve Outdone Yourselves – The Rude Christmas Jumper Craze is Real!
Alright lads, gather ‘round – we’ve got some festive stats that’ll make you chuckle. Turns out, you lot couldn’t get enough of ugly Christmas jumpers for men last winter – and honestly, we’re not even surprised. Rude, funny, and just the right side of inappropriate – that’s what you voted for with your wallets, and we salute you.
Let’s face it, December’s not just about mince pies and Mariah Carey on repeat. It’s also about rocking up to the work do in something that’ll get a few laughs, raise a few eyebrows, and maybe even bag you a pint from a fellow festive rebel. Whether you were heading to the pub with the boys, showing off at the office party, or just turning up to Christmas dinner looking like a legend – your jumper game was strong.
The Rise of the Lad Jumper: Sales Are Soaring
Here’s the thing – the Christmas jumper trend isn’t slowing down. In fact, it’s charging ahead like Rudolph on Red Bull. Every year, more of you are getting involved, and what’s really interesting is how early some of you are jumping in. We saw orders flying in as early as August! That’s dedication. Respect.
Then again, we also know the classic bloke move – leaving it till the week before and hoping for the best. Luckily, our fast delivery had your back. There were loads of last-minute orders, mostly for men’s jumpers of course, but you pulled it off in style. We even clocked a few post-Christmas sales – maybe for a New Year’s bash or just getting prepped early for next year (look at you being organised!).
Right then – let’s dive into the good stuff. Here are the top 10 Christmas jumpers you lot loved last season. In no particular order – because they’re all belters.
So what were the big hitters last year? Let’s take a look at the top ugly Christmas jumpers for men that brought the laughs, the banter, and maybe even a few awkward moments at the dinner table.
Our 10 popular Ugly Christmas Jumpers for Men (for any time of year!) are:
- On The Piste
- Out With The Lads
- London Christmas Jumper
- Prosecco Ho Ho Ho
- Dachshund Through The Snow
- Flossing Through The Snow
- Breast Man
- To The Pub
- Carry Me Snowman
- Festive Dress
Read more about each of these below!
On The Piste
Let’s be honest – this one’s a classic. If you enjoy a tipple (or five) during the festive season, this jumper says it all. Ideal for a boozy Christmas Eve down the local, or turning heads at the office do while subtly hinting you’ve got a hip flask stashed in your pocket.
I wore this one to a Christmas pub crawl in Manchester last year, and I kid you not, I got three pints bought for me just for the pun. That’s jumper ROI right there.
Out With The Lads
You lot really embraced this one, and it’s easy to see why. The design’s hilarious, it’s got that lad banter energy, and it pretty much sums up what most of us get up to once December hits. Pub. Curry. Pub again. Home with a doner kebab and tinsel stuck to your jumper.
London Christmas Jumper
Going for something a bit smarter but still festive? This one’s your guy. Sleek design, London skyline, and a proper city vibe. Great if you’re commuting into town and want to look festive without going full “walking bauble.”
We had loads of guys in finance and tech grabbing this one – subtle, but still gets a nod from your fellow commuters. A few variations in the design available here and here.
Prosecco Ho Ho Ho
Alright, technically more popular with the ladies, but let’s be real – some of you bought it for the missus. And fair play. If she’s a fan of the bubbly stuff, this jumper’s a winner. Bonus points if you wrapped it up with a bottle of fizz and said, “This made me think of you, love.” Get your Prosecco Ho Ho Ho here.
Dachshund Through The Snow
Dog dads, we see you. This one’s for the pet lovers who still want a stylish fit. It’s cute, cheeky, and if you’re walking your sausage dog round the park on Boxing Day, you’re bound to get a few smiles (and possibly a few numbers). Get your Dachshund Through the Snow Christmas Jumper here.
Flossing Through The Snow
Whether you’ve got kids or you’re still a gamer at heart, this one’s bang on trend. The flossing dance from Fortnite made its way onto a Christmas jumper and – no surprise – it flew off the shelves. Bit of a crowd-pleaser at the family do, too. Lots of variations of Flossing Through the Snow Christmas Jumper here!
Breast Man
Now we’re talking – naughty but tasteful (well, almost). It’s got that bold, blokey humour that only really works at Christmas. You know the one – it makes your nan shake her head but secretly laugh into her sherry. It’s these kinds of rude Christmas jumpers for men that toe the line between hilarious and outrageous – and that’s exactly why we love them.
Quality fit, decent material, and guaranteed to get at least one, “Where’d you get that from, mate?” Get your “Breast Man” Christmas jumper here!
To The Pub
This one’s basically the national anthem of December. You could wear this any day from the 1st to New Year’s Day and no one would question it. Simple, bold, and sums up the season for many of us. I wore this on Christmas Eve and had someone shout “Legend!” at me across the bar. Best compliment I got all year.
If the pub is the highlight of your season, get your To the Pub Christmas Jumper here.
Carry Me Snowman
Piggyback costumes exploded last year, and this snowman version was a right laugh. You look like you’re being carried by a festive buddy – what’s not to love? It’s a real party piece and great if you want to be the bloke everyone’s talking about (in a good way). Get your Carry Me Snowman costume here.
Santa Party Shirt
Alright, technically not a jumper – but this long-sleeve Christmas button-up has become a bit of a legend in its own right. Covered in dancing Santas, baubles, candy canes, and Christmas cheer, it’s the kind of shirt that says, “I’m here for the party, and yes, I brought the pigs in blankets.”
It’s ideal for the bloke who wants to stand out at the work do without sweating through a woolly knit. Lightweight, loud, and made for those merry December nights when you want to look sharp but still have a laugh.
Pair it with jeans and trainers or go full commitment with a Santa hat and light-up socks. Either way, you’re going to be the most festive fella in the room.
Looking Ahead – What’s Next for Christmas Jumper Season?
If this past year taught us anything, it’s that you lads know how to bring the fun. Rude designs were the top trend, and we expect even more cheeky creations next season. Keep your eyes peeled – we’ll be dropping our newest predictions by late summer. One thing’s for sure – rude Christmas jumpers for men aren’t going anywhere. If anything, they’re getting bolder, funnier, and even more creative each year!
One final tip: don’t leave it too late next time! Get in early, grab your favourite, and strut into December like the festive legend you are.
Feeling Festive Already?
We don’t blame you. Whether you’re into the boozy puns, the cheeky slogans, or just love looking like a right muppet for a good laugh – there’s a Christmas jumper out there with your name on it.
So go on – crack open a brew, have a scroll, and treat yourself to something properly festive. After all, it’s never too early to get in the Christmas spirit.
🎄 Cheers to the lads who bring the banter – and the jumpers to match! 🍻
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