Funny Christmas Jumpers for Men

This long-sleeved one-piece is as snuggly as it is offensive, bringing a whole new level of festive fun! The Men's Leaky Roof Light Up Ugly Christmas Jumper features a cheeky Santa making a rather unexpected pit stop on the roof—and just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Santa’s pee stream lights up the night! With ultra-bright LEDs lighting up his mischievous moment, this jumper guarantees laughs and double-takes wherever you go.

And don’t worry about wear and tear—Santa’s illuminated stream is built to last, outlasting wash after wash, so you can bring this outrageous piece back year after year for any Christmas party or pub crawl. If you’re looking for a Christmas jumper for men that’s as warm as it is wild, this one's your go-to for spreading festive mischief!

Run, run, as fast as you can—because this gingerbread man isn’t messing around! With abs that could put any gym-goer to shame, this hopped-up holiday cookie is ready to whip your tail if you get caught. Who knew a simple festive treat could look this shredded? Clearly, it’s all down to the right kind of icing!

This hilarious jumper combines holiday cheer with a good dose of humour, making it perfect for the guy who loves to stand out at Christmas parties. The bold gingerbread design, complete with icing “abs of steel” and a cheeky grin, will have everyone talking.

Super soft and cosy, this long-sleeved knit is designed for ultimate comfort while bringing the laughs. Whether you’re hitting up a festive pub crawl or lounging by the fire, show off your love for gym—and gingerbread—and let the cookie competition begin!

For the other 364 days of the year, you might not let a single word define you—but at Christmas, "naughty" or "nice" sums things up pretty well! With this Men’s Naughty or Nice Flip Sequin Ugly Christmas Jumper, you get to decide your holiday status with just a swipe of your hand. Featuring reversible sequins that instantly change the message from “Nice” to “Naughty,” this jumper gives you the best of both worlds—so go ahead, have your fruitcake and eat it, too!

The fun doesn’t stop there. This jumper is decked out with eye-catching details like bright red pom-poms, festive tinsel, and a bold Christmas tree pattern on the sleeves. Whether you're feeling sweet and festive or ready to stir up some holiday mischief, this jumper lets you flip the script whenever the mood strikes.

Unleash your Christmas brawn with the 'Sexy & I Snow It' novelty Christmas jumper! This playful design, featuring a buff snowman flexing in the snow, adds the perfect mix of humour and style to your holiday wardrobe. Whether you're turning heads at the office party or bringing laughs to Xmas Jumper Day, this jumper guarantees you’ll be the centre of attention.

The crew neck design is made from soft, lightweight acrylic, giving you all-day comfort without sacrificing on warmth. It’s perfect for layering or wearing on its own for any festive occasion. Plus, it's machine washable, so maintaining your favourite Christmas jumper is quick and easy—because who wants extra hassle during the holidays? Other than your task of hitting the gym instead of the gingerbread...

Get ready to bust some holiday boredom with this Ghostbusters Light-Up Ugly Christmas Jumper! Perfect for fans of the 1984 classic, this jumper combines festive fun with a touch of ghost-busting nostalgia. The standout feature? The iconic Ghostbusters logo, wrapped in Christmas lights that actually light up—guaranteed to grab attention at any holiday gathering.

This officially licensed jumper adds even more fun with its playful pattern, featuring the Marshmallow Man and Christmas trees for a festive twist on your favourite movie. Whether you’re outshining everyone at a Christmas party or winning the office jumper contest, this piece ensures you’ll make a statement.

If you're looking to bring a bit of movie magic and humour to your holiday wardrobe, this is the jumper to call!

Who says Santa can’t be shredded? This "Muscle Santa" Ugly Christmas Jumper for men lets you show off some festive humour with a cheeky design that’s guaranteed to turn heads. Featuring a ripped torso complete with Santa’s signature red suit, fur trim, and a playful candy cane tie, this jumper is all about bringing the laughs while you flex your holiday spirit.

Perfect for Christmas parties, pub crawls, or just keeping things light-hearted around the tree, this jumper mixes fun and festive flair in one unforgettable look. It’s an easy way to stand out from the crowd, making sure everyone knows you’ve got Christmas on lock—both naughty and nice!

Ready to spread some holiday cheer with a side of muscle? This is your go-to festive outfit!

Get ready to sleigh this holiday season with the Men’s Dabbing Santa Funny Christmas Jumper! This hilarious design features Santa himself, mid-dab, bringing a modern twist to festive fun. With a classic fair isle pattern of snowflakes and candy canes, this jumper combines traditional Christmas style with a playful pop culture moment that’ll have everyone smiling.

Perfect for spreading cheer at any Christmas party, pub crawl, or office celebration, this jumper guarantees you’ll stand out in the best way possible. Whether you’re busting a move on the dance floor or just lounging with family, this festive knit keeps the mood light and jolly.

If you’re ready to add some serious swag to your holiday wardrobe, this dabbing Santa funny Christmas jumper is the one for you!

Transform into Santa’s most trusted elf with this Santa's Helper Christmas Jumper, complete with a fun hood and adorable elf ears! This festive knit is bursting with holiday spirit, featuring red and green stripes, “Naughty or Nice” lettering on the sleeves, and a cheeky tool belt around the waist—holding candy canes for those elf emergencies! (Also available for women if you and your gal want funny Christmas jumpers to match!)

Turn heads this season with the Men’s Light-Up Tuxedo Ugly Christmas Jumper! This playful design features a houndstooth-patterned faux vest with sparkling sequin pockets, complemented by festive red and green argyle sleeves. To top it off, the jumper boasts a light-up bow tie that adds a fun, festive glow to your look. Perfect for funny Christmas jumper parties or festive gatherings, the bold tuxedo print, candy cane detail, and shimmering accents make this jumper a real showstopper.